Starky Eyes

If, on the other hand, you want the totty to be checking you out, Label Connoisseur – ever the rebel – suggests Starck Eyes. It’s a collaboration between design guru Philippe Starck and his optically inclined mate, Alain Mikli. Together they’ve launched a line called ‘Double Bridge’ that’s got St Tropez suave written all over it. The bins are also available with prescription lenses, for those of you who actually need specs to see. Fashion and function? What is the world coming to?