Tissot

Tissot presents us with the limited edition 'Michael Owen PRC200', featuring chrono, tachymeter and date. Little dynamo Michael comes into play in the numeral 10 over the football-shaped minute counter - just like one on his shirt.

The watch also has a red second hand against a white dial, so it looks just like the England shirt would if it were also a watch and not a polyester garment. A precision Swiss Mechanism keeps things ticking nicely, and should mean you're never late for a tackle...