Dior

Designed by the fan-'tached-ic John Galliano, the Dior 'Christal' (note the delibrate misspelling) is a hectic clash of rugged diving chrono-tech and full-blown bling. The bracelet, push-buttons and bezel have been adorned with pyramid-shaped grey sapphire crystals - a style first for watch-kind. The unidirectional bezel and 50M water resistance means this showy kettle still retains some diving credentials. John says it should be 'worn on the wild side'. We've no idea if that's the left or right, so wear two, just to be safe.