Willow Organics

Relax, Naturally

Men and women are different, and thank the sweet Lord for that. It's natural and it's right and, ultimately, it's what makes the world so joyous. And it is a wonderful world, never forget that. If you only believed the papers you'd think we were all on the road to rocky ruin. We're not. Step back, calm down, and take pleasure in the simple things. Women are good at this. Take candles. I have never met a man who has gone out and bought himself a candle, taken it home, run himself a hot bath with something that smells nice in it, lit the candle and soaked in the tub for half an hour. Not thinking or planning or reading. Just zoning out, letting his mind drift away. I have never met a man who has done this. Women do. They appreciate that life's little luxuries are an invaluable escape from thieving MPs, overpaid footballers, brain-dead celebrities and violent teenagers. That's why, when you buy a woman something like this lovely little Willow Organic Relaxation Box, she'll thank for it. It's got bath oil and a candle with a nice smell and a little bar of soap. You might even get invited in for a splash around.