Got2b

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There was s time, many years ago, when the young man in search of a radical haircut had to use his own initiative to create the desire effect. As a young punk rocker I clearly recall pulling my hair into spikes with egg white, then nicking some of my sister's hairspray and putting the dryer on HIGH and blasting my spikes so they wouldn't shift. Chances are, a few hours later in some sweaty club, my spikes would droop down over my forehead leaving me looking like some prototype Emo: not cool back then. So it was we took hold of the latest btach of product from got2b: the Spiking Glue, the Blasting Freeze Spray, the Chaotic Moulding Gum and the Magnetik Styling Gel. Let me just start with the names: aren't they ace? If I was a young man looking to really mess with my hair I'd have faith in these names. They sound like they mean business. Anyway, we have a way of doing these things here: we drag some lad off the street who has a suitably dangerous haircut, give him a drink and a some food and make him let us mess with his barnet. Well, this stuff really works. We were putting all sorts of gravity-defying shapes and peaks on his bonce, and not an inch did they budge. We span him on the spinning chair. We held him by his ankles out of the window. We stood him in front of 100watt speakers and blew a blast of vintage Napalm Death at him. Nada. Not a hair shifted. If I'd have had this shiznit back in the day I'd have been the King of Kings Road. You can see just how strong this gear is here where some Parkour artist chucks himself about to test it.