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Limited Edition polo for Movember

Which is much easier, obviously. And doesn't involve looking in the mirror quite so much.

Or putting pictures of our progress on Facebook.

Or being the centre of attention.

Or thinking we're the wackiest people in the world.

A better option in other words.

You should get one too.

And you can, from here

£5 of the £30 goes to the Movember charity. So there