Lambretta St George Scooter Helmet

Being safe never looked so damn good.

To mark the union of Wills and Kate, and the often taken for granted, rarely celebrated St Georges Day – Lambretta have hooked up with Heritage Helmets to create this iconic beaut.

Far from being just a pretty face, the shell is a composite ABS and the inside is polystyrene, with a calibrate density for extra protection, safety and comfort. Now we're not sure what any of that means but we're told it'll protect your noggin a treat if you get distracted by your cool reflection in H&M's shop window and career into a lamppost.

The 'Cafe Racer' shell is one of the very first classic open-faced designs from the early seventies, affording you the opportunity to impress female admirers with a cheeky wink as you pass them by at a cool 25mph, or whatever top velocity your Vespa hits these days.

As for the masses who don't own a scooter - why not do your patriotic duty for this good country by telling the missus it's a collectable and sticking it on your mantelpiece?

Why not indeed.
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150 quid