WHAT IS IT? 2008 edition of the world's greatest football game.

WHAT WILL I BE DOING? Dumping your bird and spending the next six months playing this online and/or with your equally single mates.

ANY GOOD? It's certainly a noticeable improvement over last year, with slicker (and more demanding) passing, and even new ways to score. Near technical perfection, and still tougher than a Joey Barton jawbreaker.

SO? Goodbye bird.