WHAT IS IT? Half-Life 2, a total titanium-plated testicle of a shooter, gets piled into one box, along with two extra episodes, and an extra single-player and multiplayer game.

WHAT WILL I BE DOING? S**ting yourself with eerie storylines, getting attacked by terrestrial weirdies, and throwing sharp stuff at zombies with the 'telekinetic'-y gravity guns! 

ANY GOOD? It's one of the most sophisticated, engaging, atmospheric and hi-tech experiences around. Words fail us. (Especially juvenile ones like poo).