WHAT'S THE STORY? All seven of the retro-y, bombs-exploding-everywhere sideways shooters, stuffed into one hardcore package. Run sideways, shoot things!

ANY GOOD? It's proper old skool mayhem, so won't be to everyone tastes. But if you dream of an age when gameplay was fun and simple, you'll fancy slugging some chunky badguys with this.

FOR: People who've run out of 50p coins for the arcade.