WHAT'S THE STORY? Sleazy, easy-to-get-into American Football sim where you attempt to lead your customised team of psychos from the ashes of destruction to championship glory. You can boost injuries with illegal drugs, knacker out opposition players with prostitutes and break bones with Ben Thatcher-style tackles!

ANY GOOD? The storyline feels very restrictive and the visuals are very old-gen, but the gameplay is suitably gratifying. Plus, you get to glimpse the cheerleaders' panties!

BEST BIT? Watching the opposing QB's joints crumble in gruesome X-Ray cutscenes.