WHAT'S THE STORY? Survive Bullworth Academy as a young Rooney-alike, outwitting teachers, bashing up bullies and smooching the school sweetheart, who then grows up to be a 32-stone hippo with no teeth.

TECHNICALLY SPEAKING: Unfairly controversial, rather funny, school-bound action action adventure made with GTA engine. Great fun. Tons to do!

HAS GOT: Horrible teachers. Chinese burns. Wedgies. Snogging. Cooks sneezing into rank dinners. Massive playing areas.

HASN'T GOT: Death. Blood. Carjacking. Free A-Level qualifications.