WHAT'S THE STORY? Survive Bullworth Academy as a young Rooney-alike, outwitting teachers, bashing up bullies and smooching the school sweetheart, who then grows up to be a 32-stone hippo with no teeth.
TECHNICALLY SPEAKING: Unfairly controversial, rather funny, school-bound action action adventure made with GTA engine. Great fun. Tons to do!
HAS GOT: Horrible teachers. Chinese burns. Wedgies. Snogging. Cooks sneezing into rank dinners. Massive playing areas.
HASN'T GOT: Death. Blood. Carjacking. Free A-Level qualifications.
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