WHAT'S THE STORY? Bung-free update of EA's footie sim. Dive like Zokora! Forearm smash like Ben Thatcher! Flash your arse at Everton fans like Joey Barton!

TECHNICALLY SPEAKING: Tasty new version of long-running FIFA series. Great online play, s**t loads of licenses, and smart shooting system. Even West Ham and Spurs can learn to score!

PLAYS LIKE: FIFA 06.

BETTER THAN: Harry Redknapp's saggy chops. Frank Lampard's Tesco adverts. Watford.

FREEBIES: We've got 5 PC copies of this great game, to give away!. Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into our giveaway draw. Closing date: 17 October 2006.