WHAT'S THE STORY? It's the official game of the 2006 FIA Formula One World Championship, putting you behind the wheel of a speeding advert, minus the risk of decapitation.

TECHNICALLY SPEAKING: Hardcore racing game. Duh.

HAS GOT: Extensive career modes, compatibility between PS2 and PSP versions, and classic Formula One cars from a time when racing drivers were real men and were regularly killed.

HASN'T GOT: Three nippled breasts and a step-son called Brian.