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Add a bit of a kick to Xmas with a unique connoisseur chilli sauce specially chosen by Hot-Headz!, stockists of the largest selection of all things chilli in the UK (www.hot-headz.com). It’s original, has fantastic novelty value and is something that will be used.
We all know there is a love hate relationship between men and chillies. We can’t resist the temptation and yet when we indulge we end up asking ourselves ‘why on earth did I do that’ – and then we go and do it again! It’s all down to the endorphins that chillies make us produce by creating a sense of euphoria.
TOP FIVE CONOISSEURS CHILLI SAUCES
Here are our top five ‘connoisseurs’ recommendations to choose from, gradually moving up the heat scale from ‘beginners mild’ to ‘it’ll blow your head off’ (In addition to the heat, the range of flavours, colours and textures are genuinely quite remarkable and varied, just like with wines, so why not try a few and do a tasting):
1. Tapatio Hot Sauce - This year marks the 40th Anniversary of this Mexican inspired sauce that's found on every table top in bars and restaurants across the USA. A robust cayenne pepper sauce with great flavour and a sweet citrusy tang that's good for all round use. A perfect ‘easy on the heat’ sauce for the chilli novice! Hot-Headz heat rating: 3/10. £3.99
2. Brother Bru-Bru's Mild African Pepper Sauce - a mouth watering blend of chilli peppers, garlic and Brother Bru Bru’s rare African spices. Brother Bru Bru is in fact no other than session musician Bruce Langhorne who used to play with Bob Dylan. It's a fact that Dylan wrote Mr.Tambourine Man about Bruce. Yes that's him on the label! Splash it on or in everything! Hot-Headz heat rating: 5/10. £3.99
3. Pyromania! Wanna play with Fire? Made with habanero peppers and chipotle "Chee-Poht-Lay" (smoked jalapeno) peppers for a wonderful rich and smoky hot sauce that's great on everything from eggs and vegetables to fish, meat, rice, pasta and tofu. Getting warmer. Hot-Headz heat rating: 7/10. £3.99
4. Hot-Headz own ‘Who Dares Burns! Crushed Naga Hot Sauce’ - Now we're getting serious! A whopping 65% chilli pepper content gives this all natural sauce a killer heat with fresh, fresh flavour! The Naga Bhut Jolokia is the Guinness Book of World Records holder of the Hottest Chilli in the World. We've skilfully blended these deadly hot chilli peppers with select ingredients to make the tastiest Naga sauce on the market. In skiing parlance, this is definitely black run. Hot-Headz heat rating: 9/10. £3.99
5. Mad Dog 357 - Claiming to be the ‘World's Hottest Sauce’ this is about as hot as you can go without being classed as a food additive. This ‘not for the faint of heart’ sauce has a blend of 160,000 scoville super hot cayenne peppers, fiery hot red habanero peppers and finally a whopping 2,000,000 scoville pepper extract. Totally off-piste! A tongue scorching 357,000 Scoville unit sauce. Hot-Headz heat rating: 11/10. £7.49 (Collectors Edition with bullet key chain containing tiny tasting spoon! 600,000 Scoville units - £9.95)
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VOLCANIC HEAT CHART
For those focussing on truly volcanic heat levels, Hot-Headz recommends the following additional selection to Who Dares Burns and Mad Dog 357 (in order of heat!):
1. Satan's Sweat! Naga Chilli Sauce. Using fresh Naga Chillies, this sauce is so hot it will make even Satan sweat! The burn is loooong! But don't worry it will pass. But wait a minute...there's flavour there as well....and a lot of it! You're gonna love this one and actually not too lethal- more of a Mount Etna than Krakatoa. £3.99
2. Satan's Revenge! Naga Chilli Sauce. If you think Satan's Sweat! will be hot then brace yourself for Satan's Revenge! Back with a vengeance he's in no mood to pussyfoot around this time. All natural Naga firepower kept behind the gates of hell - unleashed with no mercy! Revenge is a dish best served HOT!! With a whopping 75% fresh Naga content you know this sauce is going to taste big and hurt BIG! £4.99
3. Who Dares Burns! The 2nd Assault! The Grandfather of all super hot sauces! Beware innocent bystanders - this sauce is mercilessly hot and takes no prisoners! Its mission - to explore undiscovered hot sauce territory and deliver a decisive blow before you know what's hit you! Mission accomplished we think! Treat with maximum respect. Contains capsaicin (chilli extract) and secret mix of hot chilli varieties). £7.50
To purchase: Go to www.hot-headz.com to order on-line OR Call: 01453 731052. P&P (UK Mainland): £2.00 - £6.75 depending on no of items ordered. Free delivery on orders over £100.
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