
The Babyfoot table is the Cristiano Ronaldo of spin soccer 
You know what we’ve noticed recently? The noble art of pub
gaming is dying on its booze-spattered arse. For every old-school boozer
replete with dominoes and a skittle alley, you’ll find twenty-odd
gastro-wankeries without even a sniff of a dartboard.
'You got a table football table, Landlord?'
'No, but we do have shitty homemade lasagne and orange walls.'
'Okay, thanks. See ya later.
Which can only mean one thing. If you can't play pub games in the pub, you have to bring the pub home. And with a Babyfoot Table you can do just that. And in some style too.
The Babyfoot table is the Cristiano Ronaldo of spin soccer, you see. All polished wood, gleaming metal and individually painted players, it really does look the chiselled nuts.
At £1,750, of course it isn't cheap, but start charging your
mates a quid a go and it’ll soon be looking a wise investment. And just think how strong your wrists will become. As we say, it will make you a better human being.
Plus, if you really want to play the big man, there’s a limited edition chrome and gold version, fashioned from solid beech with a walnut finish. Just the £3250, that one.
Shelve your holiday plans for a year (or two, or sell one of your kidneys) and blow the money on one of these. You won’t regret it.
The classic B90 table is £1,750 (inc. VAT and home delivery) from www.babyfoot.co.uk/bonzini


MORE ENTERTAINMENT



Bookmark this post with: