WHAT'S THE STORY? Cousin duo from Sarff Laahndon discover that 'anger' and 'Tania' can be rhymed with 'w**ker', then stick their findings to urban beats and big choruses.

TO BE HONEST: Tackles everything from orgasms to daytime telly using the most poetic street prose heard since Shakespeare started rewriting NWA.

LISTEN OUT FOR: 'She's Got It All Wrong'. This is The Bruvs' soulful answer to The Streets' 'Dry Your Eyes', complete with Mike Skinner rap and Sly Stone-styled chorus. Smacks you right in the old blood pump.