WHAT'S THE STORY? Stick-thin garden people make fashionable noises with guitars and drums.

TO BE HONEST: About as original as Alan Titchmarsh's hair, but the sheer energy and drive gives this spiky angular pop the gut-shuddering power of a dodgy lamb Balti. A fun post-Strokes racket for all the family.

LISTEN OUT FOR: '22 Grand Job'. Catchy ode to London pay packets. PLAY: In curry houses. Whilst doing the weeding or planting flowers.