WHAT'S THE STORY? 'Allo, our name's Alfie. We used to be Badly Drawn Boy's backing band. Not a lot of people know that. Now we're gonna blow your bloody heads off with our new album.

TO BE HONEST: Not so much a cocksure cockney cock-athon, as the band name might suggest, but instead, a tender, jolly homage to the '60s. Liable to seduce a lady into bed the gentle way, but only on the third date mind.

LISTEN OUT FOR: Opener 'Your Own Religion'. Reminds us a bit of the Beach Boys, which is normally a good thing. Plus, 'Applecart' is like biting into a really ripe Royal Gala.