WHAT'S THE STORY? Nerds, locked away in bedroom for years, convert their computers into pop discos and churn out music catchier than sticky paper.

TO BE HONEST: Quite obviously the freakish creation of having bits of Prince stitched to bits of Gary Numan and then made to roam around in a comedy ape suit from the local fancy dress store.

DESCRIBE AS: Fun, odd, jumbled, poppy, retro, futuristic, absurd, dazzling.

DON'T DESCRIBE AS: Sane, unpleasant, turgid, hairy, flatulent, smellier than poo and cucumber sarnies.