WHAT'S THE STORY? Two-disc compilation charting the mini-man's vibrant career.

TO BE HONEST: Hit 'play' and you'll have a sinewy-muscled rock superman, aged 106, screaming melodic sleaze in your face while blues guitars mash out Stones riffs through amps that have been trampled by charging rhinos high on freshly cultivated opium. Rocks our boat.

BEST TRACKS: 'I Wanna Be Your Dog', 'Gimme Danger', 'China Girl', 'Some Weird Sin', 'I'm Bored', 'Cry For Love'. Loads of 'em.

PLAY: To psyche up grandads still working out at the gym.

FREEBIES: Grab yourself one of 5 absolutely free albums we have to give away. Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into the draw. Closing date: 28th July 2005