WHAT'S THE STORY? Label compilation of beats so big and mighty they could topple a few buildings if the bass levels are ramped up high enough.

TO BE HONEST: Reasonable funkified earthquakes-in-waiting, scratched onto vinyl (well, CD then).

LISTEN OUT FOR: 'Rocksteady' by the Drumatic Twins.

PLAY: In (very) early morning, neon-lit summer clubs, where everyone's tucking into a Colonel's Classic Burger wit' cheese (and preferably not wearing very much).