WHAT'S THE STORY? Morning Glory. Ha ha ha! Did you see what we did, eh?

TO BE HONEST: Has anyone else noticed that since the second album, Oasis have specialised in writing duff songs, but just performing them spectacularly well?

SO...: 'Don't Believe...' is generally a bunch of mediocre tunes, brimming in energy, watermelon balls and Liam's trademark 'swivel-on-me-middle-digit' rasp.

THIS IS: Probably their third best album. Which, in achievement terms, is like beating Charlton Athletic after Christmas.