WHAT'S THE STORY? A big slice of scuzz pie for Scottish quartet's debut album.

TO BE HONEST: The sound of a ragged garage band having their souls slowly sucked out by demons congregating in the attic. "Soon a new Black Sabbath will be ours!" they cackle, before exchanging pea soup recipes and rotating each other's heads in impressive 360-degree arcs.

BEST TRACK: 'Blacker Than Blue'. Apparently that's not Ozzy Osbourne singing/wailing/resisting swear word urges (delete as appropriate).
PS: Artwork appears to feature scary lion on tea towel.