WHAT'S THE DEAL? Debut album proper from Kentucky's '80s wannabes.

TO BE HONEST: This sounds exactly like Duran Duran being fronted by Robert Smith of The Cure. EXACTLY. Could easily have been recorded from an extended, unaired version of Stars In Their Eyes.

LISTEN OUT FOR: 'Alive'. Bizarrely left off Duran Duran's recent Greatest Hits. Oh hang on, this isn't Duran Duran...

PLAY: To confuse time travellers making the short journey from 1985.