WHAT'S THE STORY? Permy-haired, part-time model out-camps Robbie Williams for massively hyped debut.

TO BE HONEST: Sounds like Freddie Mercury squeezing his balls over a bunch of less disco-y Scissor Sisters anthems, which means it's glammy, but annoyingly fun too. Hear it create bigger radio shockwaves than Chris Moyles' wobbly belly.

IN 5 WORDS: Robbie Williams for cool people.

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