Kylie Minogue

Kylie

To be honest: Living in London's trendy Hoxton seems to have had an adverse effect on the nation's favourite mini-minx. Not only has she decided to cover up that behind, but the sound's changed, too. Gone is the pure pop genius of 'Spinning Around' and in are '80s synths and more'80s synths. It just feels like Kylie's trying too hard.

Listen out for: One decent song stretched over 48 minutes

Play: While wearing hi-top Nikes and non-ironic mullets