D-d-d-don't Stop The Beat

Junior Senior

Record Label: (Mercury)

Who loved it? Anyone left cold by the faux punk revival. The pop kids, the dance kids, even the deaf kids were singing along to this.
What was so great about it? It had more pop than Rice Krispies, all created by a hilarious pairing - big fat gay Dane plus little thin straight one - that made Batman and Robin look understated.

Life changing track: 'Move your Feet', because at one point this summer, the entire country was shaking their tush to this feel good, anthemic pop ditty.

Play it at: The funeral of Simon Cowell. His final chance to hear some decent pop music.