WHAT'S THE STORY? Brazen soul singer, resembling a scary 6th-form school bitch, sticks words like 'f**kery' over brilliant motown-style soul tunes. All done with truly amazing voice.

DESCRIBE AS: A potty-mouthed Etta James reliving 1962 on an album guaranteed to give Quentin Tarantino a big film director boner, while 007 theme composers wedgie each other for not plagiarising the title track on Casino Royale. The incompetent twats.

LISTEN OUT FOR: Ambiguous phrases like "sniffed me out".

FREEBIES: We've got 5 of these great albums to give away! Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into our giveaway draw. Closing date: 16 November 2006