WHAT'S THE SCORE? Preston's ska-tinged love poem to dippy new bride Chantelle, with added thoughts on how horrible it is to be rich and famous.
ANY GOOD? A few decent hooks, but ultimately like a spoilt teen whining about not being old enough to drive any of the Porsches daddy bought him for his 15th birthday. As recorded by McFly.
IN FIVE WORDS: Gouge out your eyes instead.
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