WHAT'S THE STORY? Three discs of user-friendly dance toons, taken from 15 years worth of drunken clubbing, and remixed by resi DJs CJ Mackintosh, Jazzy M and Marc Hughes. Class!

WHO'S ON IT? Bob Sinclair, Ce Ce Peniston, Eric Prydz and X-Press-2 spin the magic, while the Constipated Monkeys conjure up images of banana turds being squeezed out to bangin' beats. Inventive projector show-in-waiting.

IDEAL FOR: Nostalgia. House parties. Crap dancing. Girls' cars. Puking in room corners. Toilets in Amazon rainforests.

FREEBIES: We've got 5 of these great 3-disc albums to give away! Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into our giveaway draw. Closing date: 2 November 2006