WHAT'S THE STORY: Twat in the Hat (we don't mean that, it just rhymes) returns with fifth album of sleepy, high-brow indie.

TO BE HONEST: What lurks under the hat? Does Argos sell paper shredders? Why are today's farts smelling of processed beef? Questions that Born In The UK won't answer. It'll just put a gentle, slightly perplexed grin on your face. We're thinking this is mostly good.

LISTEN OUT FOR: Title track 'Born In The UK'. Sounds f**k all like Bruce Springsteen.