WHAT'S THE STORY? Major label debut from Kanye West-endorsed MC, being tipped for god-like greatness by beardy hip-hop prophets.

TO BE HONEST: Ain't got much f***ing swearing, which is c********gly original. Instead, jives its thang with joyous love, cosy melodies, and a vocal appearance from ex-Blue Peter belle Sarah Green. This'll tingle your lovesacs with swoony, retro TV luv!

OOPS: Wrong Sarah Green(e). Darn. Mum, new pants please.

FREEBIES: We've got 5 of these great albums to give away! Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into our giveaway draw. Closing date: 10 October 2006