WHAT'S THE STORY? Electro New York 'cool' bastards make dancey music for glammy girls (and boys) in crap make-up. 

TO BE HONEST: Pieced together out of everything that's musically 'cool', and sounding oddly uncool because of it. It's like the Pitt and Jolie sprog growing up with a fun, infectious personality, but a face like Jeffrey Archer's fat hairy arse.

NOT AS COOL AS: '80s cheese metal. The office fridge.

COOLER THAN: Bloc Party.