WHAT THE STORY? More filthy, gorgeous disco grooves and nu-Elton crooning from the popular New Yorkers.

TO BE HONEST: Get ready for a Scooby-style unmasking! The Scissor Sisters are really Steps reinvented as promiscuous, American disco divas, with a big fondness for Bee Gees squealing and big Elton glam boots. This is better fun than cameltoe spotting at spandex fashion shows!

ALANIS 'IRONIC' AWARD: 'I Don't Feel Like Dancin'. The number one single makes even rancid, crumbling corpses wanna dance!