B'Day

Beyonce

WHAT'S THE STORY? Slinky diva stretches the lungs for second solo album of booty-waggling grooves.

TO BE HONEST: Sort of a relief really. Promised 'Chainsaw' Chad that if this had another 'Crazy In Love' I'd penetrate a termite hill with my pre honey-dipped wang. Fortunately, it doesn't, but is still soulfully sizzling in adequate doses. Double whammy!

HIGHLIGHT: 'Suga Mama'. Sex-dripping, big funky big mama! You go girl! Etc.

FREEBIES: We've got 5 of these great albums to give away! Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into our giveaway draw. Closing date: 19 September 2006