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Christina Aguilera

WHAT'S THE STORY? Double CD bonanza from the dirrty songstress, comprising bog-standard modern soul-swingers, horny showtunes and body-grindin' blues.

TO BE HONEST: Wow! What an enormous voice! Could shatter Britney's head through its sheer, raucous power. Unfortunately, it's also liable to get Whitney Houston-y at times. This is not so good.

SPANK ME! "You've been a bad, bad boy...I'm gonna give you a taste of the sugar below my waist, you nasty, naughty boy!" ('Nasty Naughy Boy'). Trouser dribble splashing in the office, everywhere!