Alright, Still...

Lily Allen

WHAT'S THE STORY? Comic baldie has kid. 21 years later, said offspring makes super-cool carnival pop for even cooler debut!

ANY GOOD? Rumour has it that grumpy record execs once thumbed away Lily for being prodded with the uggers stick. They must spend their days fantasising about barnyard poultry, then, for Lily's sharp-tongued, ragga-soaked pop and dirrty girl pout will prop your trousers up no end!

PLAY: On beaches, while offending onlookers with crack-tight Speedos.

FREEBIES: We've got 5 of these great CDs to give away! Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into our giveaway draw. Closing date: 26 July 2006