World Cup 2006 SongsArrgghh! World Cup Song overload! Check out the 'best'(?) of the 2006 bunch, plus our old faves |
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'The People's Anthem' Sham 69 (Parlophone) Player Equivalent:
Frank Rijkaard
Punk music makes you spit, and there ain't none better at loogying up a thick, viscuous greenie than the ex-Dutch master |
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'England (Win With Ease)' Fry & Wilson/Shamen (One Little Indian) Player Equivalent:
Trifon Ivanov
Monged-out, sunken-eyed, shaggy Bulgarian nutter. Considering this is raver Ebenezer Goode rejigged, it had to be someone who looked pilled |
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'Don't Mention The World Cup' John Cleese (Small) Player Equivalent:
Peter Crouch
Right lanky git, can be funny to watch, famous for a silly walk/dance. Shouldn't have anything to do with the World Cup |
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'Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Jurgen Klinsmann' Tonedef Allstars (Tonedef) Player Equivalent:
Franz Beckenbauer
Publicly slating German boss Klinsmann for crud tactics. Just like Mr Mainwaring might... |
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'Eanie Meany' (From the Adidas Ad) Jim Noir (MyDad) Player Equivalent:
Edward Van Der Sar
Beatles-y barnet. Still thinks he's in the '60s. A bit cool, probably likes to spread his love (juices)... |
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'World At Your Feet' (Remix) Paul Oakenfold/Embrace Player Equivalent:
Tomas Brolin
No clever reason, we just think that chubby chops Oakie currently looks a bit like the porky ex-Sweden and Leeds striker |
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'Stan's World Cup Song' Stan Boardman (Harkit) Player Equivalent:
Terry McDermott
More Scouse than a stolen VHS boxset of Brookside. |
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'Is This The Way To The World Cup' Tony Christie (Gut) Player Equivalent:
Teddy Sheringham. Old codger, been around since 1683. Can't run but still doing the biz. |
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'World At Your Feet' Embrace (Independiente) Player Equivalent:
Alan Shearer
Does the job, but so boring, so dour...listening to that monotone drone just sends you to...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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'That's England Alright' Joe Fagin (SinglesDiscount) Player Equivalent:
Tony Adams
Dead ringer for Auf Wiedersehen Pet's Jimmy Nail - pig ugly donkey with a squidgy nose. |
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'We Are The Champions' Crazy Frog/Queen (Gut) Player Equivalent:
Diego Maradona
Small, hyper little thing. Suspiciously off his tits and has a tiny willy. |
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'The People's Anthem' (Bookies Version) Sham 69/Home-Made Video Player Equivalent:
Paul Merson
Like we need to explain that one. |
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'ENG-er-LAND England Supporters Band/Tim Booth Player Equivalent:
Didier Drogba
Spends most matches sitting on his arse. And this song is a remake of James' 'Sit Down'... |
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'All Together Now' Goleo VI & Atomic Kitten (Island) Player Equivalent:
Owen Hargreaves
Just what exactly is the point? |
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'World In Motion' New Order Player Equivalent:
John Barnes
Sorry, we just can't get that s**t rap out of our head. |
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'Vindaloo' Fat Les (Parlophone) Player Equivalent:
Paul Gascoigne
Fat podgster legend. We still love him. Blatantly associated with curry and beer pig-outs. |
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'Good Times Ahead' Gledhill (MX3) Player Equivalent:
Cristiano Ronaldo
Stickthin whinger who probably wets beds. You really want to whip him with your gym towel. |
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'We're England (Tom Hark)' TalkSport AllStars (Sony BMG) Player Equivalent:
Shaun Wright Phillips
This is a terrace song, and poor little Shauny spends all his time in the stands or on the bench. |
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