WHAT'S THE STORY? Rentboy punkiness from the androgynous lot. Available from all good retailers and outer-city kerbs.

TO BE HONEST: Has the world stopped rotating? Are the people at the bottom end tumbling off? This could easily be any Placebo album from the last six years. Possibly a good thing if you're an ardent fan and like nail varnish.

DESCRIBE AS: Brooding, naughty and melodic.

DO NOT DESCRIBE AS: A drum and bass epic featuring the vocal talents of village criers.