Certified

David Banner

WHAT'S THE STORY? Frisky rapper attempts world record for most swear words on one album. Does he make it? We lost count at 4,327.

TO BE HONEST: A killer first date album! Assuming your date is one that charges by the hour.

LYRIC EXAMPLES: Come girl, I'm tryin' to get your p**** wet ('Play'), We should be f******, f******, f****** ('F*****g' feat. Jazze Pha).

FOR: Fans of gruffly-voiced, accessible rap. Relatives of The Hulk. Quentin Tarantino.

FREEBIES: We've got 5 of these great albums to give away! Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into our giveaway draw. Closing date: 23rd February 2006