WHAT'S THE STORY? Two CDs of 'f**k off dirty house music' from learing house man. (He pokes his tongue out on the CD sleeve).

TO BE HONEST: Not your usual Ministry Of Sound-endorsed mix. (ie. It's almost as TV advert-friendly as a perved-up Tourettes sufferer with a history in indecent exposure).

MONUMENTAL TRACKS: DJ Delicious' robotic 'Let It Drop', the mutilated remix of Moby's 'Dream About Me' and the willy-at-the-ready 'Sexy As F**k' from Who's Who?.

FOR: Dance clubs with floors so sweaty you slip over and break your fibula, tibula and Nokia.