Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not

Arctic Monkeys

WHAT'S THE STORY: Cocky youngsters from 'up North' discover immaculate recipe for rock success.

TO BE HONEST: No porkpie hats, scruffy suits and straggly mullets. Just pints of streetwise Northern swagger, fuzzed-up mentalism and lyrics about knackered Converse and Smirnoff Ices! Cigarettes and alcohol r us.

DESCRIBE AS: Anarchic, free-form mayhem that makes you want to get pissed on supermarket lager.

LISTEN OUT FOR: 'A Certain Romance', 'Mardy Bum' and 'Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured'.

FREEBIES: We've got 5 of these great albums to give away! Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into our giveaway draw. Closing date: 27th January 2006