Drum&BassArena: The Classics

Goldie/Various Artists

WHAT'S THE STORY? Gold-toothed ex-Bond nasty gathers two discs worth of the finest drum and bass. His aim - to rupture internal organs across the world!

TO BE HONEST: "Mr. Blair? This nutter wants £3,000,000,000,000 now! Quick! Before we all die! AAAARRRGGHHH!!! Too late....my spleen...GGNNNNNNNRRRGGGHHHHHH...!!!"

DANCE TO: 'Sleepwalk' (Matrix), 'Atlantis' (LTJ Bukem), 'Silver Blade' (Dillinja), 'Metropolis' (Adam F).

SMOKE A HUGE BLIFTER TO: 'Brown Paper Bag' (Roni Size Reprazent), 'Inner City Life' (Goldie presents Metalheadz).

PS: We do not condone the use of light drugs. (Or the forced consumption of foul-tasting malt drinks).

FREEBIES: We've got 5 of these great 2-disc albums to give away! Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into our giveaway draw. Closing date: 20th January 2006