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The Beautiful New Born Children

WHAT'S THE STORY? Shouty man opts for singing-down-telephone effect, then slaps his melodies over raucous garage band 'frash-for-all.

TO BE HONEST: Craggy, violent and surprisingly cheery. Sounds like Louis XIV being shoved through a meat mincer. (That's the band, not the ex-French king).

FOR: Bleeding retro punks in ripped MC5 tees. Guilty pleasure vinyl collections of Phil Collins (genius) and Yazz (butch '80s singster) preferred, but not essential.

PARTICULARLY NASTY: 'Up And Down And Round And Round'. Oh the pain, the pain of it all.