Curtain Call

Eminem

WHAT'S THE DEAL? Another token Christmas 'hits' package, this time from the controversial white-boy rapper whose average fanbase age was once -4. (Many have since been born, we can report).

TO BE HONEST: Spits so much venom you'll need protective clothing. And a chainsaw. (Solely for the purpose of inventive instrumental solos, of course).

LISTEN OUT FOR: All the ubiquitously beeped classics, including 'Stan', 'Cleanin' Out My Conscience' and 'Without Me'. Plus, intelligently monikered angst anthems for infuriated shirkers. Like 'Shit On You', 'Kill You' and 'FACK'.