WHAT'S THE STORY? Artistically-challenged 'rock god' attempts to prove to the world he can sing! And play guitar! And write songs!

TO BE HONEST: How pissed off are we? Having slated Pete Doherty's sub-Chas 'n' Dave noise rabble ever since The Libertines, our opportunity to finally vent some anger is blighted because now everyone's doing it...

SO... We'll simply avert the course of justice, and describe this album as a masterful collection of craggy-edged guitar banter from a nu-age genius. But we're lying.