So the FIT legend that is Beyonce will be gracing our stages at Glasto'berry this weekend, wading through the mud in her diamond incrusted wellies (we very much doubt that...) to give us one HELL of a 'booty shaking' performance.
Bey's new album "4" is out on Monday (did you also know that this is her FOURTH album, she got married on the FOURTH, her birthday is on the FOURTH and her mother's birthday is on the FOURTH) so to celebrate we thought we would celebrate some of her finest 'Musical Moments' throughout her career. Now we are sure that most men are familiar with the 'Single Ladies' dance - come on lads, don't try and shy away from this one.
In no particular order other than which ones us Maxim Chaps thought were best, these are our favourite 'QUEEN BEY' (as she is affectionately known by all of her fans - so would that make all of them WORKER BEES...?) videos....
No.1 - Single Ladies
Three rather fine looking ladies writhing around and telling us men how it REALLY is - what's not too like? This video is responsible for many spontaneous and awkwardly shaped male dance scenarios across the globe no doubt....You go GET EM GIRLS!
No.2 - Me, Myself and I
A softer, more subtle side to Mrs. Jay-Z.....and the video is shot in reverse - so everything is like back to front - that alone is enough to confuse us Maxim Chaps....we are digging you with shorter hair though Beyonce...
No.3 - Ring The Alarm
Hot, steamy and FIERCE! Beyonce teases us in a variety of 'outfits' - personal favourites are the rather fetching army outfit she gets 'angry' in. You wouldn't want to mess with her when she's in a mood judging by this video....
No.4 - Crazy In Love
Oh Jay-Z, you lucky lucky man.....do you think they both woke up one day and thought 'oh hey - lets make a video with both of us in today' and by jove - that is exactly what they did! Those red heels get us every time. Looking fly Beyonce, ever so fly.....
No.5 'Run The World (Girls)
Army tanks, big black horses, stampeding tribes of women, burning cars in desolate dessert plains and Beyonce in a yellow 'number' with a thigh-high split. Pretty sure any man would agree that in this video Beyonce absolutely DOES 'Run The World'....can we be part of your army please Beyonce?
Phew.....we're all a bit hot under the collar here now....best calm down before we kick back on our sofa with our tinnie's and watch the Queen of Pop that is Beyonce do her thang on TV on Sunday, down at that little old place in Somerset they call 'Glasto'. Our invites to join her in the VIP area seem to have got lost in the post. If you need your Beyonce fix sooner rather than later then you can get your copy of "4" by clicking RIGHT HERE!
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