WHAT'S IT ABOUT? A disturbed child nutbag grows into a strapping giant, escapes mental institution, and um, kills people.

ANY GOOD? It's a total visceral reimagining of John Carpenter's seminal slasher flick, despite a poor attempt to explore Myers' dark soul. The opening murder scene is so brutal, lesser cinema-goers will be clutching their bellies in serious popcorn-holdback!

QUOTE FOR THE POSTER: 'Gore blimey, it's better than apple bobbing!'

FREEBIES: We've got 5 brilliant Michael Myers costumes, courtesy of www.joke.co.uk, to give away! Just email your details to webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk and we'll enter you into our giveaway draw. Closing date: 15 October 2007