WHAT'S THE DEAL? Third slice of the swashbuckling series, set mostly in Singapore and starring a totally bonkers Johnny Depp and a totally droolworthy Keira Knightley!
ANY GOOD? Yup. It's bloody long and twisty, but there's all kinds of pirate prankery going on. Best of all is Jack Sparrow's dad showing up, played by a booze-ravaged Keef Richards!
SO? Buy yourself a plastic sword and get your missus to wear a boob-squashingly tight corset. Then you can watch the film in style!
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